Retired no phone no address no business no money too old to steal too lazy to work shirt

Picture this: you’ve worked hard your whole life, and now it’s time to kick back, relax, and enjoy the simple pleasures. Embrace your well-deserved retirement with the Retired no phone no address no business no money too old to steal too lazy to work shirt. This shirt isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a statement, a badge of honor for those who have put in their time and are now reveling in the joy of doing absolutely nothing. Made from the softest cotton blend, this shirt is like a warm hug on your skin, perfect for those leisurely days when the only decision you need to make is whether to have your coffee black or with a splash of cream.

But don’t be fooled by its humorous slogan; this shirt is also a symbol of freedom and independence. No more rushing to answer calls or worrying about deadlines. With the Retired no phone no address no business no money too old to steal too lazy to work shirt, you can proudly declare to the world that you’ve earned your rest. Whether you’re lounging on the porch with a good book or taking a leisurely stroll in the park, this shirt is your go-to companion for all your retirement adventures. So why wait? Embrace the carefree spirit of retirement and treat yourself to this comfy, quirky shirt today. It’s time to show the world that you’re retired, unbothered, and loving every minute of it!

Retired no phone no address no business no money too old to steal too lazy to work shirt, hoodie, sweater, longsleeve and ladies t-shirt

Description

• Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester); Antique colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester.
• Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing.
• Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive.
• Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape.
• Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching.
• Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dry-clean.

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